USA TODAY: Teacher Tenure Refugees Flee Public Schools. “When public school administrators and teachers in Washington, D.C., recently laced up their sensible shoes and launched an unprecedented canvassing campaign to goose slumped enrollment rates, the panicked affectation was unmistakable. Short of horse-drawn carriage makers, few industries have suffered such a pronounced decline in market share than government-run schools in America’s urban centers.”

Yeah, it’s like there’s some kind of implosion going on or something.