March 24, 2014

SO WHEN I SAW THIS “SQUEEZ-BACON” ON FACEBOOK, I IMMEDIATELY WENT TO AMAZON, but came up dry. The closest they had was this, which wasn’t all that close. I’d try it, though. I already tried the Baconnaise.

squeezbacon

UPDATE: In the comments, several readers note that this is a hoax. But you say “hoax,” I say “missed market opportunity!”