STILL BETTER THAN HAVING A NICKELBACK SONG STUCK THERE: Australian man has nearly inch-long cockroach removed from his ear.

Upside: He’s a worldwide celebrity now. But there are limits: “Mr Hendrik, who works as a supervisor at a warehouse, said he had not been offered any book or film deals in the wake of his moment in the spotlight.’We would need to seriously mess with the facts of the story to make it more interesting for the big screen I think,’ he said.”