K-12 IMPLOSION UPDATE: Teacher Convicted of Molesting 12-Year-Old Boy. “In 2011, Anderson was named Mango Elementary’s diversity school teacher of the year, notes local CBS affiliate WTSP. The three-day trial was at turns harrowing and bizarre. For the harrowing the part, prosecutors presented over 230 pages of variously obscene, scheming and insecure text messages. She sent texts about her lust. She sent texts concerning her anxiety about her body.”

Well, lust and body-image issues: I suppose a 12-year-old boy could relate.