IT’S POETIC JUSTICE, THOUGH SINCE IT’S THE CURRANT, ONLY POETIC: Bloomberg Refused Second Slice of Pizza at Local Restaurant. “The owners of Collegno’s Pizzeria say they refused to serve him more than one piece to protest Bloomberg’s proposed soda ban,which would limit the portions of soda sold in the city. Bloomberg was having an informal working lunch with city comptroller John Liu at the time and was enraged by the embarrassing prohibition. The owners would not relent, however, and the pair were forced to decamp to another restaurant to finish their meal

UPDATE: Yes, I know it’s satire, it’s the Currant.