February 26, 2013

THE FOOTLOOSE REMIX: In response to my NY Post column, reader Don Burton suggests: “How about the hypothetical conservative billionaire backing a remake of Footloose? Instead of the small town preacher, make him a small town mayor (small of stature also – maybe Armin Shimerman is available), who wants to ban lightbulbs, plastic bags, soda, Wal-Mart, McDonalds, Chick fil-A, guns, and non-ethanol gasoline, but the townspeople have a dance where all of those items are featured prominently, fun is had, and no one gets hurt.”

Heh.