STEPHEN GREEN WILL BE DRUNKBLOGGING THE STATE OF THE UNION.

UPDATE: “Um… Mr. President, who suggested the sequester? Faced with actual cuts, real cuts in real time, Obama blinks. And he’s the one who proposed them.”

Plus: “‘The greatest nation on earth cannot continue drifting from one manufactured crisis to the next.’ This is like me berating the trash guys for all the empty liquor bottles they haul away from the end of my drive.”