“INVEST” IN EDUCATION:  And it will apparently invest in you.  Ever notice how often President Obama and his minions tout “investing” in education (translated: spending more $$$$).  Besides the incredible return-on-investment of Robo-squirrels, it seems there’s another, quite literal, payoff:  Educators and their giant PACs will thank you by contributing big money to your campaign.

Yep, the biggest contributors to Obama’s campaign– of all donors— include the University of California (#1) and Harvard University (#4). But that doesn’t mean there’s a “liberal bias” in higher education or anything.  Nah– conspiracy theory.