WE HAVE MET THE ENEMY, CONTINUED: EPA Celebrates ‘Children Health Month,’ Encourages Recruiting Students for ‘Energy Patrols’ at School. Meanwhile, Lake County Florida considers ‘trash-cams’ at school cafeterias.

Perhaps MasterCard can sponsor these programs:

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UPDATE: This quote from Walter Russell Mead seems apropos:

Green jobs, green energy, green cars: the record of green public policy is far more problematic than most environmentalists are willing to acknowledge. Like the “peace activists” of the 1930s whose foolish policies helped Hitler stage a bid for global mastery by disarming the democracies, green activists today are often doing more harm than good.

The world needs better environmental policies; unfortunately, environmentalists are often some of the biggest obstacles to clear thinking and smart policy. The movement isn’t ready for prime time.

And yet, between MasterCard, American Express and GE-NBC, it’s certainly remarkably well sponsored.

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