October 3, 2012
VODKA TAMPONS DON’T WORK AS ADVERTISED: Okay, so maybe butt chugging works (who knows?) but an experience in my very young teen years (no, it didn’t involve drinking. It was an hygiene-freak thing) always made me doubt the distaff side use of vodka soaked tampons. This woman’s experiment seems to prove my thoughts. (Warning — that link goes to an author who is so uncouth as to PREFER drinking gin. Words fail me.)
UPDATE: I don’t mean to imply Butt-chugging doesn’t work. My fans can stop sending me explanatory emails and “true experiences” now. I just say that vodka tampons don’t, unless the woman is a SERIOUS masochist.