BOTOX, PLEASE! I’M FEELING A BIT DEPRESSED:  Apparently, a randomized, double-blind, placebo-controlled clinical study has revealed that botox–a popular, muscle-paralyzing wrinkle smoother– reduced depression symptoms by an impressive 47%, compared to 9% for the placebo group.

I have a feeling a whole lot of middle aged folks are now going to start finding themselves “depressed” and demanding Botox treatment.