August 14, 2012
PAUL RYAN TO DEMOCRATS: Admit It, I Scare The Ever-Loving Shit Out Of You, Don’t I? “I’m young, I’m handsome, I’m smart, and I’m articulate. And that scares the ever-loving shit out of you. You can pretend like you have this thing in the bag, but you know good goddamn well that this race just got real interesting, real fast.”
Sometimes, The Onion is way ahead of Politico. This is one of those times.