ANOTHER BAD DAY FOR OBAMA: “It was a quirky day on the road for President Obama. He headed to Florida for a couple of events: a speech to a Latino group in Lake Buena Vista outside Orlando, then a campaign rally in Tampa. But at the first event, the Secret Service made hundreds of guests give up their forks and knives before the president entered the room. Then in Tampa, the normally sure-footed president tripped as he bounded onto a stage.” If a Secret Service agent hassles you, hand him $47 and a condom and tell him to go have a good time. . . .