GLORIA ALLRED SEIZES ANY WEAPON TO HAND. I don’t think you want to invoke these Victorian-style statutes in an era of Bill Maher, but go ahead.

Plus, Eugene Volokh schools Allred on the actual law involved. That’s not her area of expertise. She’s more like a game-show host.

Meanwhile, I’m amazed nobody’s ever complained about Gloria to the California Bar. Or maybe Gloria is vulnerable to a class action suit. Kind of a media “toxic tort” action. . . .

UPDATE: Reader Steve Schubart writes: “I can’t get in trouble for calling Gloria Allred an attention whore, can I?” Truth is a complete defense.