March 7, 2012

MICHELLE KNOWS BEST: Pink Slime For School Lunch: Government Buying 7 Million Pounds Of Ammonia-Treated Meat For Meals. “Pink slime — that ammonia-treated meat in a bright Pepto-bismol shade — may have been rejected by fast food joints like McDonald’s, Taco Bell and Burger King, but is being brought in by the tons for the nation’s school lunch program.”

When the government gives it to you, it’s good for you. My favorite line: “We originally called it soylent pink.”