FINALLY: A Beer Holder That Blocks Incriminating Facebook Photos: “Introducing Photoblocker: Cerveza Norte’s solution to unwarranted, potentially embarrassing photos taken in bars, pubs, clubs, dives, and lounges. Developed with Buenos Aires-based agency Del Campo Nazca Saatchi & Saatchi, Photoblocker is — no joke — a beer cooler which senses cell phone flashes in its vicinity and flashes its own counteractive light, rendering the photos overexposed and the inebriated subjects unidentifiable.”

Well, there’s half my Christmas list taken care of.