BUT IF WOMEN ARE CRAWLING ALL OVER YOU, IS YOUR HOTNESS REALLY A DELUSION? “Middle-aged men are being chased so much by single women that they are becoming deluded about their sex appeal. A drought of mid-40s single men, compared with single women of the same age, means they are fiercely pursued, inflating their opinion of their attractiveness.”

Ultimately, attractiveness is about your ability to attract, right?