January 14, 2011
THE MANOLO SAYS CIVILIZATION HAS COME TO AN END. “Manolo says, yes, it has come to this. For the people who believe that readjusting the Snuggie when you move from the Barcolounger to the mobility scooter is too much work, comes the Forever Lazy, described as: ‘the one piece, lie around, lounge around, full body lazy wear!’ (Please note that the exclamation mark is in the original, apparently the punctuational celebration of sloth rewarded.)”
He must be right. When I posted this on Facebook, everybody wanted one. Well, with the new ice age coming, and oil heading to $100 a barrel, you have to keep warm somehow: Soon, everyone will be wearing them everywhere. Forever Lazy — It’s like the Mao Suit of the hope-n-change era!