October 30, 2008

A KEY SUPPORTER FLIPS! OCTOBER SURPRISE: UFO ALIEN NOW ENDORSES McCAIN! “In a shocking reversal with major implications for the U.S. presidential election, political kingmaker, the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain amid furor. Both political camps are buzzing about the implications, as the Alien has correctly predicted the winning president in every election for the past 28 years.” Apparently, Cindy McCain is willing to do whatever it takes to help her husband out.