CUPCAKE CUTTHROATS: From BoingBoing TV, a cakesploitation film.

Thanks to Lady Buttercream, whose transfats run free. She promised the most ridiculous thing I’d see all week and — well, you can decide if she delivered, but I think it beats even the unexpected competition from Gloria Allred, below.

UPDATE: Reader Will Cate emails: “This week? Hell, Glenn, that’s the silliest thing I’ve seen so far this year!” Glad to be of service.