January 30, 2008
A DINNER TABLE POLL: “My mother, whom I have dubbed The Swing Voter because her vote has correctly called every presidential election since I was sentient, has announced that if Hillary is the nominee, she’s voting Republican–regardless of who the Republican is. Meanwhile, the gay Republican vote is apparently going for McCain, with a margin of error of 100%.” Which isn’t much worse than polls in general, these days . . . .