THE ULTIMATE HD PACKAGE? A bit much for me, but some people think it’s laughably cheap.

UPDATE: Jonathan Gewirtz emails:

Wouldn’t you much rather have the .50 cal than the HD system? In ten years the M2 will be worth more than you paid for it while today’s fancy-shmancy television system will be obsolete junk. Also, TV is a waste of time but everyone can always use a good gun. This decision should be a no-brainer!

That’s assuming you don’t already own a machine gun, of course.