March 13, 2003
I'M QUITE HAPPY TO BE MARRIED, but if I were still single, how could I not be interested in a billionairess who made her money from brewing beer?
(Via Aaron Bailey, who also points out that McDonald's new wi-fi will be better for your wallet and your waistline than Starbucks' -- and he's got the numbers to prove it!)
UPDATE: Conrad emails that I've inspired this profession of undying love. Hey, she could do worse!