July 15, 2002
DANIEL TAYLOR of Dreaded Purple Master is back home from the hospital after a heart attack and angioplasty. He plans to find a beach chair by the Gulf and relax. Note to readers: don't wait until after the heart attack to do this. And, by the way, remember that alcohol in moderation is cardioprotective. In light of Taylor's experience, I'm not taking any chances. I plan to medicate with an excellent Shiraz later tonight.