The Onion is our best hope for administering chronic, biting parody to popular, biased media.

If the brand most in need of parody’s whip is CNN, then the Onion’s acronym coupled with Bobbie Battista’s unforgettable face exemplifies what they call “perfect casting” in Hollywood.

I’m gonna tune in as ONN begins to stalk and cull mainstream media’s biased political reportage like a pack of laughing wolves.

With Bobbie facin’ for the Onion now, this will be good.