I enjoy reading this column but there is one thing I will not do is watch a video of Obama speaking. I spent the last two years putting this narcissist in love with his own voice on mute, and relying on text to keep up with what was said. I didn’t last two seconds here and there’s no text so I have no idea as to the exact point being made. It’s something to do with a flip. I realize you know his own words to be the most damaging but they’re not damaging at all to a man who’s not listening. I’ll just have to hold forth and be satisfied to miss this one.

Guessing at the lobster was more interesting.