The segment will be as rehearsed as possible- Leno will be ‘the straight man’ and will serve up softballs for Obama to hit into the cheap seats- also, even though Obama might not have his teleprompter, he certainly will have cue cards available- finally, if all else fails, Leno will carry Obama’s skinny ass thru the segment, and won’t let The One fail…

“How low do you have to stoop in the country to be President?” -Hunter S Thompson