His great oratory is the thing of masters, like explaining to Congressman Cantor how he can be bi-partisan: “I won.”

Do not be worried though. I have heard rumors that The One’s eyesight is starting to go because of the teleprompters. Translated: David Axelrod has ordered the engineers at Los Alamos to create new glasses for The One with a heads up display integrated into it. Stand by for the new look.