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That Was The Future That Was

February 23rd, 2007 - 12:34 pm

Remember this 1993 AT&T commercial narrated by Tom Selleck? Pretty amusing to watch it again today and realize that all of the gee-whiz technology in the ad is either here now already, or particularly in the case of the clunky looking PDA/tablet computer with an AM-style telescoping antenna sending (oooooh) faxes from the beach in the last shot, already obsolete:

(Not sure which, if any, of these technologies were actually brought to us exclusively by AT&T itself, but still, it was a stylish look at the minor wonders of the near future.)

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Dawn Of A New Vista?

December 11th, 2006 - 11:09 am

Mickey Kaus writes:

I am so not excited about Windows Vista! … And I was excited about Windows XP, because I thought its sturdier code would stop it from crashing. I was wrong, at least for the early version of XP that I bought. Now I can’t see a thing Vista’s going to do for me that seems worth braving the inevitable Microsoft early teething problems. [It says you can "spend more time surfing the web"!--ed No I can't.] … P.S.: Needless to say, if everyone has this attitude Vista (and the need to buy new computers powerful enough to run Vista, etc.) won’t provide much of a boost to the economy.

I do think 64-bit computing (on Windows or otherwise) has some real possibilities, but it may be a while before it filters down deep into the Army of Davids/serious consumer level.

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Home Is Where The Virtual Hearth Is

December 2nd, 2006 - 9:48 pm

Television long ago replaced the fireplace as the central gathering place in the American home, which adds to the layers of McLuhanesque irony hidden in the annual Yule Log video. Fortunately, the spotlight shines even brighter on the world’s most famous log this year, as The New York Daily News reports:

Generations have sat raptly in front of the television on Christmas Day, mesmerized by a holiday classic: “The Yule Log.”

Now, for the first time in the storied log’s 40-year history, secrets of the burning timber will be revealed.

WPIX/Ch. 11 presents “The WPIX Yule Log: A Log’s Life,” Dec. 23 at 7 p.m.

Hopefully they’ll put it up on YouTube in time for Christmas. In the meantime, the above clip should help get you in the mood, though you’ll have to keep hitting play after its short run, rather than waiting for it to automatically loop.

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Brush With Edness

October 12th, 2006 - 10:23 am

I have a few articles online and on dead tree this month that you may enjoy.

Regarding the latter, I have a piece in the Robb Report’s Home Entertainment magazine on IPTV, a technology being leveraged by phone companies to become players in the arena previously reserved for cable and satellite providers. Initially, it’s being sold as a cheaper alternative to digital cable and satellite. But the format’s long-range potential could lead to dramatic shifts in how we watch TV. For one, expect to start seeing downloadable YouTube-style TV, err, on your TV. As well as much more narrowcasting video, and… well, read the article for more.

For DIY recording enthusiasts, in the October issue of England’s Computer Music magazine, I have an article on step sequencers, arpeggiators, and other electronic instruments that allow you to play one note and get ten. Or 100. Note that in the US, this issue probably streets next month. At least the Borders’ chain seems to have a 30 day delay between the issues’ cover dates and when they appear in stores.

At the moment, to the best of my knowledge, both of those are strictly “dead tree”, but we’ll let you know if that changes. As for online material, speaking of DIY music, my podcast interview with The Man From Izotope on audio mastering is also online at Blogcritics. Along with a piece that could be titled, “An Orchestra Of Davids“. It’s a review of an impressive self-published book on programming orchestral arrangements from MIDI synthesizers.

Sad to say, no Vanessa Williams sightings in any of these pieces, though.

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This Computer Has Seconds To Live!

July 7th, 2006 - 10:32 am

Man with Website begs on Internet for money to replace aging Apple G-4 with shiny new G-5. Man promises to blow-up old PC when new one acquired.

Man receives sufficient funds; keeps his word:

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In The Mail

June 10th, 2006 - 11:51 am

Recently arrived review copies:

  • The Long Tail by Chris Anderson. Chris has been formulating his thesis online before releasing it in book form; we wrote about what his meme means for the Blogosphere last year, and will have more on the topic in the not too distant future.
  • The Frustrated Songwriter’s Handbook by Karl Coryat & Nicholas Dobson. Is someone trying to tell me something?
  • Plug-In Power by Ashley Shepherd. Another book for home recording enthusiasts; a guide to all of the powerful sound-altering effects both built-into home recording programs, or available separately.
  • Led Zeppelin: A Story of a Band and Their Music: 1968-1980 by Keith Shadwick. I don’t agree with all of the author’s conclusions about specific tracks and albums (he really loathes In Through The Outdoor, which I thought was a remarkable album, particularly considering how far gone half the band was), but a good, authoritative look at the 1970′s most influential band.
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    Detox Clinic Opening for Video Addicts“. We needed this in the 2600/Colecovision days, as badly as Elvis needed Hazelden.

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    Broadband Over Power Line

    April 30th, 2006 - 7:17 pm

    I remember reading about this concept in Wired (back when Wired really was Wired) in the mid-1990s; it sounds like it’s finally coming to fruition, according to Dave Johnston:

    The California Public Utilities Commission approved a plan on Thursday allowing providers of high-speed Internet services to test using electricity lines to deliver online access throughout the state.

    CPUC commissioner Rachelle Chong, who drafted the plan, said broadband over power lines, or BPL, could become a new competitor to Internet services delivered via telephone, cable and satellites and help reduce prices for consumers.

    BPL uses existing utility lines delivering power to neighborhoods to carry broadband signals into homes.

    Dave has also started a health and exercise-oriented blog, called The Crisper. Stop on by there, today!

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    Cutting Edge Tech, Then And Now

    March 16th, 2006 - 1:34 pm

    Two new products which arrived at Ed Driscoll.com HQ this week as grist for a couple of upcoming dead tree articles are demonstrations of cutting edge high tech, circa 1960, and today.

    I’ve already reviewed Spacecraft Films’ DVDs before; I’m doing a profile of their founder, Mark Gray for a coming article. Their new Project Mercury: A New Frontier is an exhaustive six-DVD set focusing on the birth of America’s manned space program, which includes a terrific, Right Stuff-flavored long form documentary, and about 24 hours worth of footage shot before and during the program, including unmanned tests, the testflights with chimps, and then finally, the six launches of the original Mercury Seven astronauts (as a result of an ear condition, Deke Slayton would have to wait until 1975 to go up on the Apollo-Soyouz mission). As I once dubbed a review of another Spacecraft Films product, this really is Space Geek Nirvana.

    And I mentioned the Slingbox in my recent TCS article on the future of Web video. It allows anyone to view his or her TiVo or cable/satellite set-top box on a PC. So a salesman travelling in Des Moines–or Dubai–who has access to broadband, can watch whatever his PVR has recorded on his laptop. Or if he’s working in his home office, can have the game on in the background on his computer monitor, via the cable box in the den.

    I’ll be reviewing the unit itself this week; I haven’t had a chance to experiment much with it yet, but it was a breeze to hook-up. (The two most difficult aspects of installation were stringing the wires through the back of my home theater cabinet, and resetting my router to detect it. The accompanying software installs quickly and painlessly on both my PC, and my wife’s.)

    The picture quality is very good–certainly good enough for casual, background viewing. But this is all runing on my home’s internal, hardwired LAN. I’ll be interested to see how it performs on a laptop, via, say, Starbucks’ Wi-Fi connection.

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    MIT Supports Bottom-Up Culture

    March 12th, 2006 - 2:31 pm

    In a Business Week article titled, “How The Masses Will Innovate“, MIT Media Lab head Frank Moss definitely gets it:

    Creative expression (is another area). No longer will just a few write or create music. We will see 100 million people creating the content and art shared among them. Easy-to-use programs allow kids to compose everything form ringtones to full-fledged operas. It will change the meaning of creative art in our society.

    We are already seeing early signs of it in blogs. The source of creative content is coming from the world. That revolution will go well outside of the written word to all forms of visual and performing arts.

    IndeedTM. As I wrote the day after the Oscars:

    it’s worth noting that digital still photography, Photoshop, and especially Weblogs are all part of the same trend of creating entertainment–and opinion and news–from the bottom-up, rather than passively being a receptor to mass media. Which doesn’t make the entertainment industry too thrilled, either. (And we already know what most journalists think of blogs.)

    Want to get started and join the fun? Check out the posts currently at the top of another blog.

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    Is The Tricorder Next?

    March 9th, 2006 - 10:42 am

    Microsoft Unveils Ultracompact Computer“.

    And speaking of the Final Frontier, Drudge writes that NASA’s Cassini spacecraft:

    may have found evidence of liquid water reservoirs that erupt in Yellowstone-like geysers on Saturn’s moon Enceladus. The rare occurrence of liquid water so near the surface raises many new questions about the mysterious moon.

    My God, it’s full of stars!

    (Sorry, wrong sci-fi franchise.)

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    Hollywood: Just Another Niche Market

    March 6th, 2006 - 12:15 am

    I couldn’t do it.

    Oh how I envied Jeff, Roger, Steve, the Manolo, the GPs and Andrew Leigh. Oh how tempting it felt to live blog the Oscars myself. But that would mean…watching the Oscars. (Sadly, I lack Goldstein’s ability to accurately live blog an event I’m not directly observing…) And despite owning God-only knows how many movies on disc and tape, and loving the experience of seeing a great film in a darkened theater, I just couldn’t make myself watch the Oscars.

    Instead, I decided to make a little entertainment of my own.

    For a variety of reasons, I’ve been neglecting recording my own music since the fall of last year, although I was in mid-recording of a new song. But last night, armed with a relatively new acoustic guitar, a decent condenser mic, and a copy of Sonar 5 that I haven’t really explored in depth yet, I recorded a variety of guitar licks. This evening, I “comped” them down into a single pretty darn good lead line, and then played stand-up bass underneath–or at least an extremely realistic sampled synthesizer version of stand-up bass. I had forgotten a big part of the enjoyment of music making for me is what Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi would call “Flow“: that hypnotic trance-like state when you’re honing your craft, and creating something new.

    The ability to make your own entertainment is a big, big part of the Army of Davids culture, and one reason why, as I wrote a few years ago for TCS, that Silicon Valley and Hollywood are engaged in a quiet culture war with each other–Hollywood wants its audience as passive as possible, but Silicon Valley (and the rest of the computer industry, no matter where it’s located) makes its money by selling tools that allow people to either make their own entertainment, or modify Hollywood’s product to their heart’s content via iPod playlists, video mash-ups, and all sorts of other ultra-high-tech playtimes.

    While we frequently tee-off on the L.A. Times (who in the Blogosphere doesn’t?), this essay by Patrick Goldstein is a pretty accurate snapshot of the clash between top-down and bottom-up culture:

    We are now a nation of niches. There are still blockbuster movies, hit TV shows and top-selling CDs, but fewer events that capture the communal pop culture spirit. The action is elsewhere, with the country watching cable shows or reading blogs that play to a specific audience.In the movie business, for example, many of the most profitable films in recent years haven’t been costly sequels, but low-budget comedies and horror films that could be cheaply marketed to a loyal fan base.

    No one is sneezing at the profits from the “Harry Potter” series, which has grossed about $3.5 billion worldwide. But the most envied business model in Hollywood is the one at Lionsgate Films, whose two “Saw” horror movies, made for a combined cost of $6 million, have racked up $142 million in domestic box office alone.

    Talk about the power of niches. For all their accolades, none of this year’s best picture nominees — “Brokeback Mountain,” “Capote,” “Crash,” “Good Night, and Good Luck” and “Munich” — has made as much money as “Saw II.” The biggest hit is “Brokeback Mountain,” with just over $75 million so far.

    There is another, even more radical shift in today’s pop culture that is helping to undermine the Oscars and other tradition-bound award shows. For years, the Oscars have mattered because the awards served as a barometer of cultural heft. Just the name alone — the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences — has the air of high-minded authority.

    Millions of moviegoers who would’ve been wary of seeing a challenging film like 1969′s “Midnight Cowboy” or 1999′s “American Beauty” caved in and plunked their money down, soothed by the academy’s best picture badge of distinction.

    But this elite, top-down culture is being supplanted by a raucous, participatory bottom-up culture in which amateur entertainment has more appeal than critically endorsed skill and expertise.

    The most obvious example is “American Idol,” which has tested its ratings clout against the Grammys and the Winter Olympics, easily trouncing its competition.

    In top-down culture, subtlety and sophistication rule. But like so much of today’s bottom-up culture, “American Idol” is far more about aspiration than art. It is a musical kissing cousin of MTV’s “The Real World,” allowing us to wallow in its subjects’ depressingly banal dreams and show biz ambitions.

    It’s telling that “Idol” devotes much of its airtime to interviews in which contestants rhapsodize about their yearnings for stardom, excitedly recalling their first visit to Hollywood Boulevard or their first trip down a paparazzi-strewn red carpet.

    Even though the show, for me, is little more than a tedious night at a karaoke bar, its contestants offering second-rate renditions of familiar pop fluff, it has captured the imagination of its young, largely female audience. They don’t need any gray-bearded critics to tell them what they like — they prefer creating their own stars.

    Last summer, during the height of Tom Cruise’s sofa-jumping meltdown, I asked a friend’s 11-year-old daughter her opinion of Cruise. She said, forget about him. “Do you know ["American Idol" contestant] Bo Bice? He’s much cooler.”

    The era of the suffering artist is over, replaced by the insufferably self-confident wannabe. After a thoroughly forgettable rendition of Donna Summer’s “Last Dance” the other night, singer Brenna Gethers was asked by Paula Abdul how she thought she did. “I think I did wonderful,” she said, full of assurance. “I think the audience loved it, and I think America loved it.”

    The lone dissenting voice on the show is that of Simon Cowell, who with his British accent and disdain for his fellow judges’ slack standards, is a perfect symbol of the top-down culture. Scornful of mediocrity, he’s a voice of sanity on the show, often wearily lecturing contestants about their show biz delusions. Still, he seems to be fighting a losing battle, cast as a highbrow scold whose deflating opinions are regularly played for comic relief.

    Our bottom-up culture puts little premium on subtle craft, not to mention expert opinion, whether it’s Olympic judges or academy members. Young people want to be a member of a group, encouraged by their peers.

    I think Patrick Goldstein is awfully dismissive of “bottom-up culture” as being purely a medium of the young: there are plenty of amateur musicians, amateur video makers, and other hobbyists who aren’t exactly kids–and have lots of disposable income to spend on their activities. (I know–I write for some of their magazines; I get paid partially via the revenue raised by their publishers from advertising expensive products to readers with sufficient disposable income to afford them.) And I’m not sure, as I carefully adjust the timing on a synthesized bass note, how much craft is being jettisoned today by amateurs. (You could make an equally strong case that it’s been lost by professionals as well–just turn on your radio. And as screenwriter William Goldmanfamously quipped, “Every Oscar night you look back and realize that last year was the worst year in the history of Hollywood”.)But this L.A. Times piece is spot-on: Hollywood is rapidly becoming just another niche entertainment product. And as it rewards films that are aimed at coastal niche audiences, and critically shuns the movies that reached the widest viewers, it has only itself to blame.

    At this point, I’m sure I risk coming across like my parents, wondering why so few people are making entertainment these days that interests me. But then, as Mark Steyn recently noted, Tinseltown’s sounding even more antediluvian at the moment, trapped mining controversies that are no long controversial; both ignoring today’s issues, and half its potential domestic audience.

    On the other hand, my parents’ generation had to rely almost exclusively on Hollywood for their entertainment: only the stars themselves could afford their own in-home recording studio–and video production at home was strictly science fiction.

    But yesterday’s science fiction has a way of becoming reality. And these days, reality is often much more enjoyable than Hollywood. Not to mention its self-congratulatory awards show for a job well done.

    Update: Alexandra von Maltzan links with a post crowned with one of her trademark Photoshopped confections. She quoted my paragraph about digital video and home recording, but it’s worth noting that digital still photography, Photoshop, and especially Weblogs are all part of the same trend of creating entertainment–and opinion and news–from the bottom-up, rather than passively being a receptor to mass media. Which doesn’t make the entertainment industry too thrilled, either. (And we already know what most journalists think of blogs.)

    Late Update:A big welcome to Mr. Steyn’s readers! Please look around, we’re sure there’s lots more here that you’ll enjoy.

    The Premiere Elements Of DIY Video

    February 22nd, 2006 - 12:10 pm

    As a follow-up of sorts to the TCS piece earlier today on video and the Blogosphere, I have a review of Adobe’s Premiere Elements 2.0 video editing program, over at Pajamas Theater 3000. (I wrote about its previous version for PC World last year.)

    If you’re looking for cheap ($100) software to edit camcorder tapes to upload them to the Web or master them to DVD, this could be a great program to quickly get into the video game.

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    Won’t Get Fooled Again (Until The Next Time)

    February 9th, 2006 - 12:24 am

    Did a product review in PC Magazine give me a bum steer? Possibly–check out my newest post over at Pajamas Theater 3000.

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    A Warning To The Rest Of The Blogosphere

    February 7th, 2006 - 10:26 pm

    Stay grounded on planet earth–otherwise this could be your future, too.

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    The Spamming

    January 20th, 2006 - 11:21 am

    Stephen King‘s PR firm’s certainly not winning friends or influencing people with their latest book promotion efforts: cell phone spamming.

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    Do Strawmen Wear Ear Buds or Headphones?

    December 30th, 2005 - 8:36 pm

    My wife gave me a 20-gig iRiver MP3 player for Christmas, which I’m happily loading up with all of my favorite tunes, and having a blast playing.

    At least, I thought I was, until I read that I actually hate it:

    Conservatives don’t like personal audio players. Seventeen years ago, Allan Bloom inveighed against the Walkman, arguing that clapping on the headphones was a selfish, narcissistic manoeuver, in which teenagers sealed themselves into a “nonstop … masturbational fantasy”. This year, in “The Age of Egocasting”, conservative writer Christine Rosen argued that iPods and MP3 players had accelerated this cultural erosion even further: iPod users had devolved into such navel-gazing twits that they don’t even notice where they’re going, and miss subway stops. Personal audio players, conservatives worry, are the ultimate statement that the individual is paramount; the world around us can go screw itself, because we’re not even paying attention.

    Of course we hate MP3 players! That’s why NRO, James Lileks and TCS Daily have all been experimenting in one form or another with podcasting. Heck, some of us knuckledraggers on the right even know how to make our own music to play on them!

    Hate ‘em? We hate ‘em as much as we hate Weblogs!

    Seriously though, blogger Elemenohpee has the best rebuttal to this strawman argument:

    Okay, I don’t really consider myself conservative, but for the sake of this argument, let’s say I am. I also know that a big chunk of my vast and highly intelligent readership is conservative. How many of you hate MP3 players? How many of you own an MP3 player? Does anyone hate hate the idea of personal choice, especially personal choice in music players?

    Also, liberals are behind plenty of movements to restrict choice of various kinds. Seattle just passed a referendum to ban smoking not only in bars, restaurants and other private businesses, but also within 25 feet of any door, window or ventilation opening. Liberals are the most vociferous opponents of educational policies such as school vouchers and charter schools meant to give parents more choice in what kind of education their kids get.

    Indeed. In the 50th Anniversary issue of National Review, Lawrence Lindsey described Milton and Rose Friedman’s seminal Free To Choose thusly:

    Their 1980 book Free to Choose successfully instigated a revolution in public policy because it offered conservatives both a rhetorical weapon and a legislative program. Until then, the Left had a clear advantage on both scores. Rhetorically, the Left promised compassion and equality and packaged them with programmatic action in the form of ever more government power. Those opposed to an ever larger and more intrusive state were thus forced to defend hard-heartedness and inequality, and to oppose legislative change.

    The Friedmans changed all this. First, they gave us the word

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    How Many Have You Owned?

    December 24th, 2005 - 2:46 pm

    Need a last-minute Christmas gift idea? PC World reviews “The 50 Greatest Gadgets of the Past 50 Years“.

    (My wife says any poll without this is bogus, though.)

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    From Small, Digital Acorns…

    November 30th, 2005 - 9:08 pm

    Sadly I’m a day late, but allow me to send a belated happy 34th to Nolan Bushnell’s Pong. Nobody knew it then, but we’d never look at our TVs the same way again.

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    The Long Tail And The Lack Of Manly Mass Media

    November 14th, 2005 - 2:14 pm

    Having written a pretty nifty piece (if I do say so myself) earlier this year on Chris Anderson’s concept of The Long Tail of the Internet, I had planned to link to his recent blog post illustrating its poweful impact on assorted legacy medias. I found it (as you probably did as well) via Glenn Reynolds, who has since added this addendum to his post:

    UPDATE: Reader Frank Hujber emails:
    Regarding your post on the media meltdown, every six months or so, we encounter an article disparing why the loss of the male audience. Every time, I parse the article and try to find the organization responsible for the survey, and I send them an email pointing out to them the possibility that perhaps they are not showing men enough respect. I might be wrong, but in my view, the media gives so much to the women’s point of view that they demonstrate disrespect, or at the very least, dismissiveness, for men and masculinity and fatherhood. I’m convinced that this is the reason men are no longer interested in watching anything but sports.

    Anyway, whether I’m right or wrong, I never even get the shortest of replies. It occurs to me that they’re so well steeped in their own view that they won’t even listen to the notion that they might be wrong.

    It seems like there MIGHT be some significant business opportunity there.

    You’d think. This is a theme that’s been addressed here before. Send ‘em a link to Doris Lessing! Or, if you’re really angry, to Steve Verdon. Yeah, people notice this stuff.

    The biggest offender is television, if only because it’s such an image-driven medium. When I flew down to L.A. for Pajamas stuff in September on Southwest, their inflight magazine had an article suggesting some ways for television to woo men back into the fold. But the double standard that Glenn and others have written about has become such a hard-wired component of the MSM’s mindset.

    The technology of television has become much smarter over the past decade at an exponential pace (DBS, HDTV, TiVO, et al), which if anything will quicken its pace as it goes forward. But the collective mindset of the folks in New York and Hollywood who create the media that goes into our set-top boxes is probably too reactionary to reverse course in any timeframe could remotely be called the foreseeable future. And as with the movie industry, they don’t seem to care much about the audience it’s cost them.

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