<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>PJ Media</title><link>https://pjmedia.com/eddriscoll/2012/02/26/may-i-please-have-these-hours-of-my-life-back/feed/</link><description>PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 04:01:43 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>'Welcome to THE MOST BORING OSCARS EVER!'</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[&amp;#8220;May I please have these hours of my life back?&amp;#8221; Nikke Finke&amp;#8217;s review of the Academy Awards sounds like infinitely more fun than the real thing &amp;#8212; and should take you about five minutes or so to sit through, again, unlike the show itself:]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2012 22:18:07 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Ed Driscoll]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://pjmedia.com/ed-driscoll/2012/02/26/may-i-please-have-these-hours-of-my-life-back-n255222</link></item></channel></rss>