<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>PJ Media</title><link>https://pjmedia.com/eddriscoll/2009/12/24/merry-christmas-but-how-do-i-get-out-this-thing/feed/</link><description>PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 08:07:44 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>Merry Christmas! (...But How Do I Get Out Of This Thing?!)</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Greetings from the snow dome, where I&amp;#8217;m hiding out while trying to avoid all the global warming coming down around it:

(The DC cops joke refers to this classic moment in law &amp;#038; disorder, in case you missed it.)]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:50:13 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Ed Driscoll]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://pjmedia.com/ed-driscoll/2009/12/24/merry-christmas-but-how-do-i-get-out-this-thing-n250837</link></item></channel></rss>