PJ Mediahttps://pjmedia.com/eddriscoll/2009/11/16/as-god-is-my-witness-i-thought-turkeys-could-drive/feed/PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.en-usThu, 11 Jun 2026 09:13:10 -0400As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Drive<![CDATA[&#8220;Turkey on NJ Turnpike causes havoc, evades capture.&#8221; (Via the few journalists left at AP who haven&#8217;t been assigned to the vital Palin book beat.)]]>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:39:14 -0500<![CDATA[Ed Driscoll]]>https://pjmedia.com/ed-driscoll/2009/11/16/as-god-is-my-witness-i-thought-turkeys-could-drive-n250553