Why don’t they make the museum monarchy actually live in a museum and have cameras on them 24/7 like “Big Brother”?
I’ve never understood the fascination with the royal dullards or why people like pictures of them getting in cars and getting out of cars, walking into buildings and walking out of buildings.
They don’t even have pictures of them on the beach cuz the sun would make boils appear on their semi-transparent shoulders immediately and then the guy who takes out their pisspots and wheels them about on dolly’s would have his work cut out for him.
They only seem to die by violence so I’m sure there is some secret of immortality that is passed to any outsiders who marry into this extended family of stuttering vampires.
You’d better get all the pix of Kate Middleton on yachts you can cuz once she’s married she’ll take on the aspect of a frog like Lovecraft’s characters in Arkham and she’ll be shuttled about on gurneys with an IV in her arm and will disappear into Balmoral never to be seen again.
Except by ‘groundskeepers’ meant to service her while her husband in hypnotized by Camilla, Queen of Darkness, who is 483 years old. There’s a reason people don’t walk around Buckingham Palace at night.
It’s rumored the Queen personally oversaw the construction of Stonehenge which she posed for. This is attested to by the Royal official biographer Sheridan Le Fanu, also later known as Bram Stoker and now buzzing about as Anne Rice.
