Ha! I almost spit out my turkey drumstick into the cauldren of mashed potatoes and gravy sitting in my lap. I definitely want to be “Minister of Gun Confiscation.” I want to go to Tom Selleck’s house and take away his guns, because we all know that guns kill people. Maybe there will be fewer drive-by shootings if we take Tom’s 1863 Navy revolver and his black-powder rifle given to him by his grandpa, Daniel Boone Selleck. Seriously, if Leo DiCaprio and Ben Affleck support Sen Obama, you should also. They are so smart. Even though they don’t carry “Mao” purses, like Caneron Diaz does, they still wear “Che” t-shirts when they party at “Boulevard” in NYC. Madonna for “Minister of Culture.” WHOO HOO!! You go Material Girl. Get down with the struggle and eject the malignant Bush/Cheney death squad culture of death and mispronunciation of words such as “nucular.” The prople who like Bush and Cheney are stupid andcling to guns, like Tom Selleck.
