James May
2011-03-30 14:53:52
“Mother Earth, now that I can deal with.”
Get it?
That explains all things: cracks in the sidewalks, the plane of the ecliptic, cold sores, Earth traveling in a straight line through curved space, the luck of the Irish, Mayan temples, the morphology of volcanoes, the grating sound Parrot fish make when you’re underwater and 9 billion™ other names for god.
