What a brilliant strategic move! With Biden as running mate, Obama is now certain to win Delaware’s huge number of electoral and popular votes in Nov. when every vote counts.
To secure the votes of Georgia, Obama will nominate former president Carter to be Secretary of State to implement Carter’s “final solution” in the Middle East, and to negotiate with Putin to get out of Georgia. After all Georgia has been one of our 57 states for two hundred years.
Former president Clinton will be ambassador to Japan. That should take care of Arkansas’ votes, and Hillary will have to follow her husband across the globe.
Senator Hagel will be Secretary of Defence. Another brilliant move that will secure disgruntled Republican votes, demonstrate the spirit of postpartisanship, and signal to the base that the withdrawal from Iraq will accelerate.
Buddies Ayers will be ambassador to Russia or China, Michael Moore will be the first ambassador to Cuba. Oprah will be ambassador to the UN. Whereas Bush sees enemies, Obama sees friends. Who on earth can talk better than Oprah? She can smother our friends with incessant talks and love.
