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Would Hillary Have Won Iowa Without Edwards?

August 13, 2008 - 1:42 am - by Jeralyn Merritt
Volkmeister
2008-08-13 11:40:08

Libworld: Hillary and Bill are the greatest, smartest and cleverest politicians in history. Hillary will take the convention and dominate so much that the weakened Messiah will concede that she should be the nominee. She will step forward and accept the nomination. Four more years of Bill and Hil. Entertainment at its level best. Maybe this time we can completely dismantle the CIA, erect higher and stronger walls between FBI and intelligence, and appoint three more ACLU lawyer to the US Supreme Court. Noam Chomsky and Sol Alinsky for Ministers of Culture and Defense, respectively. Barbra Streisand for Minister of Culture and Jane Fonda for Minister of Patriotism Enforcement. I can’t wait, a socialist heaven-on-earth. Oh, I forgot, there is no heaven – that would be somewhat religious (remember, church and state). Perhaps when Hillary visits Fidel in Havana when she selects him as UN High Commissioner for Human Rights, she can ask him to place John Edwards and Al Gore in appropriate positions as Minister of Carnal Relations and Emperor of Hot Gas and Emissions, respectively. I find it amusing that democrats are always debating about who their candidates really are (as seen in the comments above). Folks, THEY don’t know who they really are. Take The One True Obama, for example. He says anything and everything that pops into his head depending upon who he’s addressing that day. What a guy! That’s what we need: a man who is everything to everyone. An “outsider” and an all-knowing expert in everything. Pure and experienced. Smart (like all Democrat politicians), yet willing to learn about stuff as mundane as nuclear proliferation and containment of rogue states – like the U.S. under George Bush. He can grovel with the best of them to the U.N. He’s John Kerry is a rockstar package. He’s hip and smart (oh, I already said “smart”). He’s the choice of Hamas, Fidel, Hugo and assorted Hollywood patriot movie stars. Hillary’s old news. Bill’s old news. We’re over them five minutes ago. We’re going for the whole enchilada: a total socialistic nirvana. The game’s afoot and Obama is leading the charge of “yes we can.” What the hell, give it up and submit to The One.