Actually, I think Mr. Ali, should be applauded for not coming out in favor of leniency for gays.
It shows he’s intellectually honest.
After all, according to the May 19, 1998 issue of the National Enquirer, Asghar was seen exiting the gay, Pink Boot, while visiting Chicago, Illinois with a group of Muslim Extremists.
Being reportedly gay himself, if the Ali dude ever publically states that gays should be murdered, it definitely will demonstate his evenhandness. No one will ever again call him a hypocrite, intellectual fraud or Good Humor man.
Separately, many who write ask me why so many Muslim extremists have sexual proclivities that the straight, moral world looks down upon.
The reason, according to Code Pink, The Gay Liberation Front and Mad Money’s Jim Cramer, is that MEIH’s (Moslim Extremists in Hiding) while remembering to take along their knives and Superman comic books, often forget their wives. Which, of course, leads to lonliness, depression and eye twitching, which many extremists mistake for a kind of gay come-on. But, as Mike Ditka says, only losers dwell on the past.
So what does the future hold? Well, many experts on the Muslim Extreme or (“streamers”) as they like to be called), it sometimes brings out a giggle, believe the self recrimination, or, in other words, Muslim self hate for being what they hate;gay, can be treated with therapy understanding and dunking in small vats of goat’s milk. In fact, a group of conservative Austrian Psychiatrists have offered to spend a month living with the MEIH’s, talking about memory tricks they can use to remember to take their wives when they have to stay in their “Safe Houses” or, in terms a Muslim can understand, in their “Safe Holes.” which probably would look a lot sharper with a women’s touch.
Additionally, I’d just like to say that if the European Fatwads ever determine that gays should be killed, I think that would generate very bad public relations, not to mention acid reflex flareups in the gay community. And the sentence of murder would be condemned throughout the world except, of course, for parts of southern Tennessee and Jersey.
One final thing.
Kudos and compliments to Bruce Bawer for the wonderful article about the possibility of murdering European gays. If I may, though, I personally would like his next article to focus on rogue Fatwa elements coming out for death to American longshoreman and pipefitters because they’re so dirty after their shifts.
And let’s not forget a fatwa death sentence for short people because, as everybody knows, they have no reason to live.
