Now, Real Snobs, isn’t freedom of expression one of the bedrock ideals of The Modern Liberal? And could you please put out a more betterer attempt at being more condescending? The script calls for it. Surely you can do better(er)?
Maybe what we need here is a Real Snob Piss Brat U and a Sophisticate D-White Soiled Pick It Fence But on display at some state sponsored “Friends of Friends Who Have Grants Display Their Bare Souls event. But gosh, someone might get “irritated” and “bothered” by it because it’s not in the Modern Liberal Serious Discourse DSM. Because it’s about… Theeemmmm!
No worry dear Ahabs, the lampoon is near, and dare it be said, “targeted” on “bothered”, “irritated” Oatmeal Mush Mouth Ping Pong adherents.
Hey D-White, smoking tweed is a fine pastime in the faculty lounge (Lounge? Why… lounge?) but keep it close. And Brat U. The first Aussie that reminds one of an elitist Divine.
Get that mirror out. Can you sing harmony? You could be Gaga!
His mother sent newspaper clippings to him,
About his old friends who’d stopped being boys.
She looks so simple in her way
Does the same thing everyday
But she’s dedicated
To having her own way
She’s very complicated…
