Jalaluddin Morris
2011-01-24 07:26:03

The problem you all have is that you have never mastered double-speak, so I will try to help. Just keep repeating the following mantras and soon you will be cured:

War is peace. (Ministry of Love)
Slavery is Freedom (Ministry of Labour)
Ignorance is Strength (Department of Education)
War is Peace (Ministry of Defence)

Cooling is Warming (The Met.)