I have the answer to this cretin’s prayer:issue a special”green visa”to all strong,able-bodied Mexican illegals willing to pull a rickshaw.That way, Mr and Mrs sixpack can commute to local stores without using the evil toxic gas.As any sweatshop owner will tell you,Mexicans are cheap, desperate plentiful,and easily replaced.For longer trips, I envision a chain of peon relief stations,where exhausted pullers, can be replaced by a new peon every thirty miles or so. Just think: the republicans get cheap labor,the democrats, a new source of easily demagogued, ignorant future voters, and the sierra club and Reid,get pollution free air.Incidentally, we already have peon powered transportation in New York city , using pedicabs. However, rickshaws would be better,less complex,and hence less polluting to manufacture,and also more third world,an advantage for democratic, obamanational, non motorized, incresingly stupid,multicultural America.
