Hmm…it seems if I go to DC, my CZ suddenly becomes a machine gun. Which city can I visit and it will transform into a Phaser, or a Ferrengi disruptor? What I’d really like is a place where my 1994 Escort station wagon becomes a Promelian Battle Cruiser.
I wonder what Mayor Fenty and the rest of DC’s Grand Council of Viziers and Wizards think of Arkansas Governor Orval Faubus’s decision to ignore the 1954 Supreme Court school desegration case, and Eisenhower’s sending of 1000 men from the 82nd Airborne to protect nine children. Men armed with .30 cal, bayonets mounted, gas operated, 8 round clip semi-automatic machine..er…rifles. Perhaps 1000 JAG officers armed with the Constitution, Bill of Rights and copies of “Hooked on Phonics” will “do some splainin” to the Mayor’s good ol’ boys.
