As Archie Bunker once told his activist daughter, Gloria, when she fed him statistics about the number of handgun deaths “Would it make you feel any better, little girl, if they was pushed out a windah?”
All we can do is continue to try and put these liberal statistical tricks into perspective. More children drown pools, which are present in far fewer households than guns, than die from accidental wounding via firearms. Suicide by firearm makes up 57%, but that means 43% are by other means, and I for one believe most of that 57% would also be by other means, if guns were not available.
We have to continue to inform ignoramuses that comparing firearm homicides with other developed countries, and not murder rates, is disingenuous.
Finally, why don’t liberals solve this problem like they do other problems (sarcasm). Why not have mandatory gun awareness classes. Bring back shooting classes. Smuggle little Timmy across state lines to buy a gun and conceal it from the parents. We don’t want little boys buying back alley guns, now do we?
