This was a really bad review. Not only did Kyle miss huge points of the film (The “white bullet-shaped trash canister”‘s name was EVE, WALL-E just pronounced it Eva. It stands for Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator, but Mr. Smith must have missed that since he did not seem to have caught “Eva”‘s purpose which was to go to Earth and find out whether there was any vegetation, meaning that the Earth was ready to support life so the people could go back to Earth), but he seems to have missed the point of the entire movie completely. In fact, reading his review makes me think that he really did not pay attention, but rather watched about half of it so he could churn out a half-baked review. There really is just so many things that he missed about the movie, that it’s really sad. I think he should go back and watch the whole movie.
And Kyle, about your comment about “how paying customers will react to being told they’re porky slobs, or are headed in that direction” is an idiotic statement. The point was the dystopian future, do you expect people to actually LIKE to think they’re headed towards dystopia? I’d love to see your reviews of 1984 or A Brave New World.
