Guess what I think? Good! I’m glad! I’m sichk to death of this crap. Yeah ..that’s right. We are the biggest bad-ass bastards on the face of the earth. We’ve got nukes up the ying yang, and unlike the Chi-coms or those Russian drunks… OURS WORK!!! Who cares what those lousy countries think. You can’t even order a decent burger in any of them ..cause they don’t have any meat. We eat the best!!! Big slabs of medium rare, bloody juicy steaks are available for next to nothing next door to the nearest shopping mall. We eat more, consume more, produce more, drink more and play more than anyone! Our kids are all spoiled rotten and know what? Good for them! It beats the hell out of spending the morning scrounging for food at the local land-fill. We have a great education system, the best movies, and the best music. We’ve got Tom Petty kicking-ass at the halftime show of the Super Bowl! WE have the most Nobel winners, the best health care, and some greta writers. Americans are the friendliest, fiercest, fightingest people on the face of this sad planet. We’ve got freedom, money, beautiful women, and the Super Bowl. We’ve got 237654 channels on every TV and that includes those of us living on welfare. We love a good fight and we’re the best at it-no offense to our buddies the Israelis. We got the best equipped, trained, and dedicated military and we’re not afraid to use it. We’ve got hearts as big as mountains. Hell, if this war was about oil we could have gone in to Iraq, seized the oil fields ,and let the poor Iraqi people rot. We’ve got Wal-Mart parking lots bigger than some of those European countries. Who cares what they think.At some point they’re going to need us again and you know what? We’ll go and help them because they need help. That’s how big the USA is. We’re the most tolerant peopl. Our nation’s the best. You know how the Cuz knows that. Because I’ve spent a good portion of my life traveling/living aroound the rest of this rock called Earth. Do you know why they don’t like us? Because they’re scared of us. They’re all confused because unlike most of their sorry peed-pants governments our leaders don’t spend they days in office kissing butt. Do you know why they don’t. Because THEY”RE AMERICANS!!!
