Don’t be too hard on reacharound, guys!
You see, he really cares about the poor Iraqis, unlike us “yokels”. Why? Not because he give’s a sh!t about how many of them live or die…he cares because, in his mind, they’re a nice tool for achieving Marxist political ends. In fact, the MORE that die, the BETTER…right, reacharound?
That’s why he’s so willing to simply abandon them to the mullahs and head-choppers. But don’t ever forget…his side is the one that cares about helping people. I mean, just a look at the great results that their strongly worded letters and denunciations in “the strongest terms” have accomplished in Zimbabwe and Darfur.
Screw the Iraqis…let ‘em sort it out for themselves. Right, reach?





