The Estrus Period Guide for Government Workers
Beware Government Workers wherever you are, the Conservative Rutting Season (CRS) is well underway.
Conservative Rutting Season (CRS) is when the conservative politicians, journalists, cable broadcasting and talk-show hosts, Internet pundits, writers and wanna-bes join forces with their counterparts in the liberal Democrat Party, mainstream media and press in a manically obsessed free-for-all to find out who can bash government workers the most.
No one knows for sure what causes or precipitates the Conservative Rutting Season (CRS), but it appears to be thermodynamically related and exponentially proportional to the release of election year pheromones by politicians that are trying to seduce as many voters as they can before election day. The heat seems to be so great that Conservative minds are not able to tell the politicians from the government workers, whether they are male or female, young or old or Democrat or Republican. So, just to be sure they bash and whiz on all of them.
Conservative Rutting Season (CRS) is an Open Season fun period of time when everyone is welcome to pitch in and deliver as many sucker punches to evil government workers as possible. Turncoats are particularly welcome, especially higher ranking active duty military personnel that bash civilian government workers.
There are no Conservative Rutting Season (CRS) winners but it is clear that nature’s rules of dominance apply. Hence, the bigger apes that can pound their chests harder and louder than everyone else receive preference. Thus during Conservative Rutting Season (CRS), Rush Limbaugh abandons his daily doses of spoon feeding the Perils of the Revolution of America’s Ruling Class to his listeners as does his water-marked afternoon parrot Hannity, followed later by Mark Levine; who appears to be working on an eleventh chapter to Liberty and Tyranny, a Conservative Manifesto that will be titled “Why The Founding Fathers Hated Government Workers and you should too.”
Once the Lords of the Jungle have staked out their territory with hormones, the little guys can follow suit by sparing with each other. They better do this if they ever hope to have and hold their own golden microphones or lead their flocks from deep inside a secret location.
“I have to drive a 10 year old car, but my neighbor, who is a government worker drives a brand new Mercedes that she parks in her own garage!” “I’m not guaranteed any retirement, but government workers that do half of the work that I do and get paid twice what I make will get 75% of their salary when they retire!” “Government workers don’t do anything productive that benefits the country. They don’t have to show a profit. Most of them sit on their rear ends doing nothing all day and they know that there is no way that they can be fired.” “I’m not talking about the Fire Fighters and Police dammit, I’m talking about the worthless bureaucrats that are of no value to the human race.” There, I said it!
Never mind that the civilian and military government employees that worked for NASA performed all of the scientific research that produced more advances in appliances, communications, entertainment, medicine and tools to benefit the entire human race in less than 50 years than everyone else did combined for the 5,000 – 6,000 years of Earth’s existence before then.
Never mind that the civilian and military government employees that worked for the Defense Department’s Research and Development Labs performed all of the chemical, electronic, scientific and physics related research and development that perfected and produced everything from LED digital watches, to the MRI machines that scan our bodies for diseases to GPS and satellite technology to the precision guided missiles that strike with pin-point precision thus insuring that it is safe for all Americans to go to sleep in their beds tonight, including the Conservatives that delight in bashing them.
It isn’t as if the Liberals haven’t given the Conservatives enough critically important issues to keep them busy because they have. For decades now bashing government workers has been a Conservative’s election year mantra. It is a time when liberals can sit back and relax knowing that the Conservatives are down there in the muck and grime doing their worst dirty work for them.
But, for some strange reason now, in the era and age of Obama, Pelosi and Reid the ferocity and intensity of the Conservative’s attacks against government workers is at an all time high. Less than three months away from one of the most important elections our country will ever face and Conservatives have become more obsessed with pounding on government workers than they are in dealing with the critical election issues on behalf of our nation. Mosque… What Mosque..? Iranian nuclear bomb..? Boom!! Who cares..? Do they know how hypocritical, ridiculous and stupid they sound? Do they care?
A month or two after the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks huge numbers of people got sick and tired of the media bashing President Bush and our Armed Forces. They turned off their television sets and withdrew their support in such numbers that it collapsed and shut down many of the liberal mainstream newspaper and media sources.
Today the leading Conservatives that benefited enormously from that common folks rebellion have their big guns turned directly on the government workers. They are unmercifully punishing everyday Joe Blow government workers because of what the elected politicians in both political parties are doing to them when it comes to taxes and restrictions. It is a mistake to think that its okay to keep doing this kind of thing, or that the government workers cannot do or say anything that will seriously endanger or harm their careers, publications, broadcast stations or talk show programs.
Count them all up. How many government workers are there in the United States of America? Cities, townships, incorporates, local governments, state governments, federal agencies and departments; there must be multiple millions of government workers. Rush Limbaugh claims and average 20 million listeners audience. Mark Levin has somewhere close to 10 million in his audience. How many government workers would it be reasonable to think make up those audiences? Five percent? Ten percent? Twenty? How many government workers in the United States of America are avid conservatives that support the Republicans? Is fifty percent a fair number, since by the Conservatives own research America leans much more conservative than it does liberal.
What if the majority of the government workers said, “Screw this, I don’t need to be hammered by anyone for something I’m not doing, much less by the Conservatives I’ve been supporting!” Would the loss of half of their listeners and the Liberals holding power permanently in Washington, DC have an effect?
Listen up Conservatives that love to bash government workers. Have the decency to treat government workers like they belong to the same human race you do. Those government workers in and of the United States of America are just about ready to take down their “Welcome Conservative” signs. That might be very bitter pill for you guys to swallow.
Then again there is the possibility that you people don’t choke on anything anymore so than the liberals you love to damn like dogs everyday.
