PJ Media

Soccer is inherently evil, and communistic: It must be stopped. Consider this:

Consider this:

· No one understands the rules.

· Workers are prohibited from using the tools that would let them be more productive (hands).

· From time to time petty bureaucrats (officials) interfere with play in such a way as to limit production.

· Players, coaches, officials and fans are all fully involved (employed) and yet output is minuscule.

· Any production is met by celebration all out of proportion to its objective value.

· The referees wear red.