PJ Media

Soccer has got to be the strangest game in the world, and the one of the most boring. All those grown men running endlessly up and down the field trying to kick a ball into a goal the size of a fair sized SUV. And when it does happen, (rarely) they run around hugging and congratulating each other in such a manner you’d think they’d just cured cancer.

I’d rather be forced to watch Oprah than attend a soccer game.