Obama campaign slogans:
CHANGE … what you’ll have left after I raise taxes.
CHANGE … your gas prices upwards, but gradually
CHANGE … my hat size because every day my head gets bigger
CHANGE … what I do to my story depending upon whom I’m talking to.
CHANGE … what I do every day to my foreign policy
CHANGE … your lifestyle because the rest of the world doesn’t like you
CHANGE … my friends when they turn out NOT to be “The person I knew”
CHANGE … what my radical left-wing ideologue handlers have in store for you
CHANGE … what I do to facts to suit my needs.
CHANGE … more of you into victims of something and build government programs to take care of you
CHANGE … you into a ward of the state so that I OWN you and your vote
CHANGE … your mind and believe in me for I am the Obamessiah come to save you
CHANGE … into sycophants; what the liberal mainstream media do under the spell of the Obamessiah
CHANGE … the chant I use to control the weak-minded Obamanized masses
CHANGE … into an Obamatron; join the cult, repeat the chant: CHANGE, CHANGE, CHANGE …
CHANGE … what I plan to do to America because it’s the greatest country on the planet.
CHANGE … the national anthems of all the nations of the world to Kumbaya using my messianic skills
CHANGE … your underwear because you’ll defecate in your pants when you wake up to find out what the left-wing liberal ideologues have done after gaining complete control of government.
CHANGE … you better freaking BELIEVE in because it will WORK you over.
Obama: the AUDACITY to count on you and I being DOPEs
